You are engaged in a titanic battle of wills and pranking with your good friend and mortal enemy, Steve Steveington. Last week he went too far, and did some things to your World of Warcraft character that you would really rather not talk about. You are now officially at war(craft).
You have to hit him where it hurts. Totally destroy something that he loves. You have to gain access to his Tinder account.
It’s now 4pm. You and Steve Steveington are kicking back in his front room. He has gone to make a sandwich, and has made the fatal error of forgetting to lock his computer. You have discovered that all you need is a little time with his laptop’s Facebook session and you can bust into his Tinder account on your phone. This is the best opportunity you’re ever going to get.
Your research suggest that he usually favours peanut butter and banana for his late afternoon snacks, and that you most likely have 2 minutes alone with his computer, perhaps 3 if he has trouble locating the peanut butter jar that you strategically hid behind the mustard. Game on.
Phase 1 - The Cookie Toss
You’ve trained for this moment for days, but even 3 minutes is not enough time to execute your entire plan end-to-end. You keep calm. You can use this small window of opportunity to throw his Facebook session from his laptop onto yours, then continue with the next phase right under his oblivious nose.
His session is in his browser cookies. You get his facebook.com cookies, you get his session.
You remember that Chrome stores its cookies in a sqlite3 database in ~/Library/Application\ Support/Google/Chrome/Default/. Perfect.
They’re encrypted. A dead end. The clock is ticking.
You quickly install it, hit “Export” and email yourself the JSON serialised cookies:
You uninstall it and delete the browser history to avoid arousing suspicion. You fire up your laptop, import these cookies using the same extension, and hit facebook.com. Steve Steveington’s Facebook account materialises. You have access. As long as Steve doesn’t log out and expire your now shared session, phase 1 is complete.
Steve comes back, enormous sandwich in hand. But it’s too late. You’re in.
Phase 2 - The Proxy
Now for the tricky part - parlaying a Facebook session on a laptop into a Tinder session on an iPhone app. You’ve bought yourself some time with your cookie tossing trick. You can only hope to God it’s enough.
You download the free version of Burp Suite Proxy. You set it up; this doesn’t take more than a few minutes. You install the Burp Suite SSL certificate on your phone, setup the proxy on your computer and connect your phone to it.
Palms sweating, you uninstall the Facebook app on your phone to make sure your Facebook auth requests open in Safari. You log out of your Tinder account. Germintrude, 26, can wait. This cannot.
The Tinder login screen appears. You hit “Log In with Facebook”, and are redirected to a Facebook auth page in mobile Safari, which is logged into Facebook as you. You put down your phone and jump over to your laptop.
You open Burp Suite and find the log for the HTTP GET request for the auth page now showing on your phone. You copy the URL into your laptop browser, which is logged into Facebook via stolen cookie as Steve Steveington. Blissfully unaware that this makes no sense, it shows the Facebook auth screen, asking if Steve Steveington wants to authorise Tinder. You know that he absolutely does not. You pause and look up at your friend’s peanut butter-smeared face. You’ve been through so much together. But this is no time for sentimentality. You hit OK.
You return to Burp Suite and find the log for the HTTP POST request for this authentication. You copy the HTTP response into Evernote for later.
This several kB string of text contains the encrypted auth token that will get you into Steve’s Tinder account. Now you just have to throw it onto your phone. The coup de grace.
You turn on Burp Suite’s “Intercept” mode, which will catch HTTP requests and responses for you to inspect and edit before forwarding them on to their destination. You return to the Facebook auth screen on your phone, which is still logged into Facebook as you. You touch “OK”. Burp Suite intercepts the HTTP request, but you allow it through unmolested. When the response comes back, you pause.
This response is in a slightly different format to the previous one. It is what will tell Safari to pass control and an encrypted FB auth token back to Tinder. But you don’t want it to pass your auth token. You want it to pass Steve’s. You open Evernote and pull up the response from the identical auth request you made from your laptop using Steve’s Facebook session. You copy everything in this response from fb464891386855067 up to expires_in=6361, and replace the corresponding section in the response that is still hanging in Burp Suite. You send this modified response, with Steve’s auth token buried and ciphered inside it, on its way to your phone.
For what feels like an eternity, time stands still.
And then Steve Steveington’s Tinder account appears before you. You did it. Tears of joy and relief streaming down your face, you change all of his photos to pictures of Gary Busey and start educating all of his matches about his deleterious personal hygiene.
For reasons that this narrator has been unable to fathom, 30-45 minutes after you gain entry to Steve’s Tinder account, a GET request to facebook.com/v2.1/me?format=json&sdk=ios returns 400, with either:
Tinder totally freaks and logs you out. You don’t know why either.
It also turns out that Monica, 28, is a huge Lethal Weapon fan. She and Steve now have 2 children and a condo in San Jose.